I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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