Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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