Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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