ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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