it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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