Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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