Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that