Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...