I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Randomize
