How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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