Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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