i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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