This girl is more easily done than said...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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