; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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