My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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