Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
should my penis look like a turkey
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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