So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
