Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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