porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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