It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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