we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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