Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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