Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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