Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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