Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
