I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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