He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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