Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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