Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Randomize
