awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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