yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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