If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
