grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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