theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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