I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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