It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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