No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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