if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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