Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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