Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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