i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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