Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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