I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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