scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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