Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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