dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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