i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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