Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...