WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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