I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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