therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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