is wine microwaveable?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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