who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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