Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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