You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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