We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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