Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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