I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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