Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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