remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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