I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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